1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,740 Carter's the can -do market. 2 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:03,880 Delicious fresh -baked goods. 3 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:05,780 Can -do! More. 4 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,900 More? More. Still rolling. Go again. 5 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:10,540 Can -do! 6 00:00:10,940 --> 00:00:12,120 I'm not buying it. 7 00:00:12,340 --> 00:00:13,580 Can -do! 8 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:15,960 I'm still not buying it! 9 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:30,680 Carter's, the can -do market. 10 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,560 Tasty deli treats. 11 00:00:33,180 --> 00:00:35,000 Can -do! 12 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:37,400 Ocean fresh seafood. 13 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,800 Can -do! 14 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,380 Garden fresh produce. 15 00:01:55,820 --> 00:01:57,060 Of course, my first love is the theater. 16 00:01:57,420 --> 00:01:59,460 You are the can -do girl. 17 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:00,760 No, I'm not. Yes, you are. 18 00:02:01,220 --> 00:02:02,940 I've seen that commercial a hundred times. 19 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:04,800 Can -do. 20 00:02:04,980 --> 00:02:06,180 Right, all right, not so loud. 21 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,060 Everybody's got to do something to pay their rent. 22 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,120 No, really, I think it's very charming. 23 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,940 Actually, it made me switch to that supermarket. 24 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,120 Really? 25 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,340 No, I'm just flirting with you. 26 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:20,020 Can I buy you a cup of coffee? 27 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,400 How do I know you're not some psycho? 28 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:25,700 sleeps with a tinfoil hat to keep the CIA from controlling his dreams. 29 00:02:26,140 --> 00:02:27,200 Why, is that a turn -off? 30 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:32,820 Yeah, 31 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:37,560 I met him while I was walking Shamu here. 32 00:02:38,580 --> 00:02:39,580 Jeff's on location. 33 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,100 I'll tell you the rest at lunch, Marianne. 34 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,560 No, I'm not going to tell you anymore. I'm not. 35 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,440 He's a psychiatrist. 36 00:02:49,220 --> 00:02:52,100 Grayish hair, blue eyes, big... feet. 37 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:53,900 See you at lunch. 38 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:58,220 Zoe, I didn't say you couldn't say it. I said I'd prefer if you wouldn't say it. 39 00:02:58,300 --> 00:02:59,239 You're home early. 40 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,460 Monster cramps. 41 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:02,380 Zoe, please. 42 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:07,220 I have cramps because I have a monthly cycle because I'm a woman, Dad. 43 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:12,060 Well, you'll always be my little girl. Well, your little girl's uterus is 44 00:03:12,060 --> 00:03:13,800 fluffing off superfluous tissue. 45 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:15,680 Deal with it. 46 00:03:17,140 --> 00:03:18,300 Feel better, baby. 47 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,580 Maybe I should get her some soup. 48 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:23,400 Oh, yeah, that'll do it. 49 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,160 Here, look. 50 00:03:25,780 --> 00:03:29,400 Page two, bottom left. Read it out loud. 51 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:34,380 Daily Book Critics Association awarded this year's prize for full -length 52 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:38,660 fiction to Ira Woodbine for his novel, Lowenstein's Lament. 53 00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:40,920 Oh, Ira, congratulations. 54 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,440 Thanks. You should be so proud of yourself. 55 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:45,698 I guess. 56 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:46,860 What do you mean you can't? 57 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:50,240 Well, my publisher expects me to write another book. They gave me a big 58 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:52,040 Oh, no. I'm so sorry. 59 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,640 It's not a joke. What if I get blocked? 60 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:58,460 What if I wind up wandering around for months in my bathroom without writing a 61 00:03:58,460 --> 00:04:01,760 word? Before you know it, I'll turn to drinking, end up penniless on the floor 62 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,560 of some bus station restroom, choking on my own vomit. 63 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:11,120 Ira, you just won a major award. Can't you just enjoy it for five minutes and 64 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,240 then choke on your vomit? 65 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:15,120 Yeah, I suppose you're right. Hey. 66 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:17,529 Why don't we get a bottle of champagne and celebrate? 67 00:04:17,950 --> 00:04:18,769 Right now? 68 00:04:18,769 --> 00:04:19,529 Why not? 69 00:04:19,529 --> 00:04:23,290 I'm sorry. I'm meeting Marianne for lunch. Okay. What about tonight? 70 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:24,630 Tonight? 71 00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:27,450 I can't. 72 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:29,170 I've got plans. 73 00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:30,490 Date plans? 74 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:32,750 I didn't ask you that. It's none of my business. 75 00:04:33,310 --> 00:04:35,430 Don't worry. I can celebrate alone. 76 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:36,790 Ira, don't do that. 77 00:04:37,050 --> 00:04:38,049 Do what? 78 00:04:38,050 --> 00:04:38,989 Don't worry. 79 00:04:38,990 --> 00:04:40,010 I can celebrate alone. 80 00:04:40,230 --> 00:04:41,570 You're right. I'm sorry. 81 00:04:41,930 --> 00:04:42,929 You just did it again. 82 00:04:42,930 --> 00:04:43,930 Okay, okay. 83 00:04:44,030 --> 00:04:45,030 I just... 84 00:04:45,670 --> 00:04:47,390 Used to sharing this stuff with you. 85 00:04:47,970 --> 00:04:48,970 Never mind. 86 00:04:49,210 --> 00:04:50,330 I guess I should go. 87 00:04:51,970 --> 00:04:54,990 Ira, I really am proud of you. 88 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:57,430 Thank you. 89 00:04:57,610 --> 00:04:59,150 Tell Zoe I hope she feels better. 90 00:04:59,350 --> 00:05:00,149 I will. 91 00:05:00,150 --> 00:05:03,270 You don't think she faked that female stuff to get out of the father -daughter 92 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:04,270 putt -putt tournament? 93 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:08,890 No, don't be silly. What 16 -year -old girl doesn't love miniature golf with 94 00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:11,110 Dad? Yeah, you're right. 95 00:05:11,730 --> 00:05:12,730 Bye. 96 00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:15,670 Okay, Zoe. 97 00:05:28,290 --> 00:05:29,290 How's the salmon? 98 00:05:29,490 --> 00:05:33,490 Perfect. No, no, leave that one. We're still expecting a third. Whew. 99 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:35,150 It's a surprise. 100 00:05:35,410 --> 00:05:36,410 Another gimlet? 101 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:37,730 Can do. 102 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:41,110 You're never going to live that down. 103 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:44,600 You said the same thing when you did that musical version of Gandhi. 104 00:05:45,340 --> 00:05:46,340 People forget. 105 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,700 Hi, sorry I'm late. Oh, hello, Sharon. Sharon, this is my friend Sybil. Hi. 106 00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:52,980 Hey. 107 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,020 Can you... Yeah, yeah, sit down. 108 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,540 Can I get you anything? 109 00:05:58,940 --> 00:06:00,560 Just coffee. I'm on call. 110 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,420 Sharon's a very successful surgeon. 111 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:06,340 Oh. Stop it, Marianne. You sound like my mother. 112 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,760 Oh, I'm sure she's very proud. 113 00:06:07,980 --> 00:06:09,500 Have you told her about your new boyfriend? 114 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,000 He's a surgeon, too. 115 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:13,500 No, he's a plastic surgeon. 116 00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:15,000 I save lives. 117 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,980 Richard sucks the fat out of rich people's asses. 118 00:06:19,260 --> 00:06:21,920 They both work at St. Luke's. Isn't that romantic? 119 00:06:22,420 --> 00:06:24,620 Oh, speaking of which, it's probably the hospital. 120 00:06:24,940 --> 00:06:25,940 Excuse me. 121 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:31,280 Her boyfriend is a plastic surgeon at St. Luke's and his name is Richard? 122 00:06:31,780 --> 00:06:32,780 Uh -huh. 123 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:36,140 Your ex -husband is a plastic surgeon at St. Luke's and his name is Richard? 124 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:37,800 Uh -huh. 125 00:06:38,060 --> 00:06:41,140 You have made friends with this woman and she has no idea who you are. 126 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,500 Aren't you proud of me? 127 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,020 Marianne, this is insane. 128 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,020 This is sick. No, it's brilliant. She tells me everything. 129 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:52,320 Where he goes, what he does. Makes it so much easier to stalk him. 130 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:53,620 That was Richard? 131 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,120 I'm taking him out for his birthday tonight and I haven't even bought him 132 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,120 anything yet. 133 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,400 You know what's a fun gift? 134 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:02,440 One of those big oversized wool cardigans. 135 00:07:02,660 --> 00:07:03,720 That's a great idea. 136 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,920 Unless he's allergic to wool. 137 00:07:07,980 --> 00:07:08,980 Why would you think that? 138 00:07:09,140 --> 00:07:14,380 Well, I've known people whose throats closed up and nearly suffocated when 139 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:15,380 wear wool. 140 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,720 Maybe I should ask him. No, that would spoil the surprise. 141 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:23,640 So tell us more about this Richard. 142 00:07:24,260 --> 00:07:25,260 Was it serious? 143 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:29,640 Well, I wish it were, but he can't finalize the divorce until his wife is 144 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,520 released from the mental institution. 145 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,500 A mental institution? 146 00:07:37,340 --> 00:07:39,360 Apparently the woman is nuts, Marianne. 147 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:43,840 You 148 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:50,800 know, a 149 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:54,020 lot of people say that psychiatrists are really screwed up, but you appear quite 150 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:56,680 normal. People speak highly of actresses, too. 151 00:07:58,460 --> 00:08:03,240 No, what I meant is, it's so unusual to find a man that's my age, employed, 152 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,700 single, heterosexual, not living in his mother's basement. 153 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,020 Stop me when I'm wrong. 154 00:08:08,380 --> 00:08:09,380 No, that's all true. 155 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:14,320 I do have a little dark secret, though, I guess you could know about. 156 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:15,720 What? 157 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:17,580 I'm Spider -Man. 158 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,040 Kidding. Just kidding. 159 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:23,040 Don't do that. 160 00:08:24,300 --> 00:08:28,300 How about tomorrow, instead of going to a restaurant, you come to my place, I'll 161 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,300 make you dinner. 162 00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:30,720 Oh, you cook, too? 163 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,240 I am so impressed. 164 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,380 I can do all sorts of things. 165 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:36,100 Oh, 166 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:43,539 Daddy, look at Mommy. 167 00:08:44,660 --> 00:08:47,340 Oh, jeez, I'm sorry. 168 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:50,560 Mark? 169 00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:53,180 Ira? You two know each other? 170 00:08:53,630 --> 00:08:54,770 Mark's my shrink. 171 00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:56,110 You're a shrink? 172 00:08:56,730 --> 00:08:57,790 Dear diary. 173 00:09:01,710 --> 00:09:04,730 I cannot believe my ex -wife is dating my psychiatrist. 174 00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:08,470 Hold on, hold on. Let's discuss this calmly and rationally. 175 00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:12,670 Zoe, go to your room. What's the point? I'm already emotionally scarred. 176 00:09:13,370 --> 00:09:14,370 Just go. 177 00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:16,790 Ira, first of all... 178 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:20,840 I had no idea that Sybil was your ex -wife. And secondly, I'm no longer your 179 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:24,040 psychiatrist because you stopped going to therapy over a year ago. That's 180 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,120 because you said I was better. 181 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:26,340 You said he was better? 182 00:09:27,380 --> 00:09:29,100 Ha! Good one, Mom! 183 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:30,480 Good one! 184 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,820 Very awkward. I think I should leave you two to talk. 185 00:09:34,420 --> 00:09:36,760 Sybil, thank you very much for a lovely dinner. 186 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,080 I'll call you. 187 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:41,060 Good night, Mark. I'm sorry about all this. Don't be. 188 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,600 Ira? 189 00:09:46,770 --> 00:09:47,770 Saw you on TV. 190 00:09:48,050 --> 00:09:49,570 Can do. Very nice. 191 00:09:51,070 --> 00:09:54,690 Come on, let's hear it. Hear what? That what you're doing is wrong? Heinous? A 192 00:09:54,690 --> 00:09:56,310 crime against nature? Please. 193 00:09:56,630 --> 00:10:00,110 Sybil, you were my wife. He was my shrink between the two of you. You know 194 00:10:00,110 --> 00:10:01,190 enough to destroy me. 195 00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:04,730 Yeah, that was the plan. Go to dinner, have a little wine, and then we're gonna 196 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:05,730 getcha. 197 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,450 Okay, how about this? 198 00:10:08,030 --> 00:10:09,510 I forbid you to see him. 199 00:10:10,450 --> 00:10:13,710 Forbid? All right, all right. Forbid's a little strong. Beg. I beg you. 200 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:17,550 gonna tell me who to date. 201 00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:21,270 If I decide to have a relationship with Mark, it has nothing to do with my 202 00:10:21,270 --> 00:10:23,890 relationship with you. But I had a relationship with him first. 203 00:10:24,110 --> 00:10:25,430 Top, you broke up with him. 204 00:10:26,030 --> 00:10:29,810 Fine, have it your way. Date whoever you want. Date everybody I ever confided 205 00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:34,630 in. My accountant, my proctologist, my rabbi. Better yet, take a knife and just 206 00:10:34,630 --> 00:10:35,670 punch it in my heart. 207 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:37,790 If I do that, can I still date the rabbi? 208 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,370 The eyes of Mary. 209 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,020 Hello? Marianne, where are you? 210 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:10,980 I'm on my way to 7 -Eleven to get some gum. 211 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:13,320 At midnight? 212 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:14,860 They're having a sale. 213 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,299 What's up? 214 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,360 Are you sitting down? 215 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:18,700 Hold on. 216 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:21,560 Okay. 217 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:25,380 The psychiatrist I'm dating, he has iris shrink. 218 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:26,680 You're kidding. 219 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,500 No, isn't it awful? That's great. 220 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:32,480 You can find out all of Iris' deep, dark secrets. 221 00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:37,310 That's you. You're the one who's obsessed with your ex -husband. 222 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:39,830 Oh, I resent that. 223 00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:41,430 Wait. 224 00:11:42,110 --> 00:11:43,110 What? 225 00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:49,110 Nothing there out of juicy fruit. 226 00:11:50,030 --> 00:11:54,330 Anyway, I don't care about Ira's deep, dark secrets. What I'm worried about is 227 00:11:54,330 --> 00:11:55,510 what he's told Mark about me. 228 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,590 Oh, my God. 229 00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:02,190 That's not Sharon. 230 00:12:08,490 --> 00:12:09,930 stalking my husband, what do you think? 231 00:12:10,610 --> 00:12:12,170 And he's kissing another woman. 232 00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:17,270 Sharon? No, it's somebody else. He's cheating on Sharon. He's cheating on my 233 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,850 friend. Marianne, she is not your friend. 234 00:12:20,230 --> 00:12:24,250 Oh, that's nice. Abandon her in her hour of need. I hope if I ever sleep with 235 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,250 one of your ex -husbands, you'll be a bit more loyal. 236 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:30,570 Marianne, start the car and drive away. 237 00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:32,750 I can't talk now, Sybil. 238 00:12:33,950 --> 00:12:35,430 I'm going in for a closer look. 239 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:58,010 You know any show tunes about dead plastic surgeons? 240 00:12:58,910 --> 00:13:01,230 Hi, Marianne. What are you doing here so late? 241 00:13:01,770 --> 00:13:02,990 I'm meeting a friend. 242 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,850 And here he is now. 243 00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:06,330 Hello, pal. 244 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,330 I'll have another light beer. 245 00:13:08,710 --> 00:13:14,010 Oh, somebody had a bad day. I just walked into my ex -wife kissing my ex 246 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,010 -shrink. I know. 247 00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:17,850 Of course you know. How long did it take her to call you? 248 00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,030 I could hear you getting in your car. 249 00:13:21,170 --> 00:13:23,170 I don't want her going out with him, Marianne. 250 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:26,360 He's a great guy. He's a professional. He's successful. 251 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:28,020 He's sensitive. 252 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000 He's me. 253 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:31,900 Only better. 254 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,540 Maybe you don't understand your role in this conversation. 255 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:36,780 I'm sorry. 256 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,120 Poor Ira. 257 00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:39,740 There, there. 258 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,580 Did she say when she was going out with him again? 259 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:45,420 Why? Are you going to park in front of his house and spy on them? Oh, Ira, 260 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:46,480 that's really sick. 261 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,080 Yeah, you're right. 262 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,620 Ira, trust me on this. 263 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:55,330 If you don't let go of Sybil, you'll wind up hating her. 264 00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:57,070 You've got to move on. 265 00:13:57,990 --> 00:13:59,930 Was it hard letting go of Richard? 266 00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:05,230 Well, it took two deputy sheriffs and a stun gun, but eventually I let go. 267 00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:11,230 Excuse me, my friend just arrived. But if you ever need to talk, I'm here for 268 00:14:11,230 --> 00:14:13,270 you. Thanks, Marianne. Anytime, Ira. 269 00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:15,810 What was so important you couldn't tell me over the phone? 270 00:14:16,630 --> 00:14:17,710 The phones aren't safe. 271 00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:20,350 They're not? Too easy to tap. 272 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:21,700 I'll teach you someday. 273 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:25,280 It's about that fellow Richard you've been seeing. 274 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:30,500 What about him? Well, a friend of mine who knows the woman he used to be 275 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:34,140 to was passing by his house and saw him with another woman. 276 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,740 Another woman? 277 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:39,060 5 '8", 5 '9", blonde hair, green eyes, thick ankle. 278 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,060 At least that's what my friend told me. 279 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:42,800 That bastard. 280 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,600 Sorry, don't interrupt. 281 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,360 I just wanted to say goodnight and thanks again for the advice. 282 00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:49,240 Maybe I can get over Sybil. 283 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,520 You good over Richard? 284 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,720 Richard? Her ex -husband. 285 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:56,340 The jockey? No, the plastic surgeon. 286 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:57,620 Good night. 287 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:06,800 Oh, yeah. I, um... Left out apart. 288 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,640 Well, dinner should be ready in about 20 minutes. 289 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:25,800 Great. You hungry? 290 00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:27,420 Yeah. 291 00:15:29,660 --> 00:15:30,660 What? 292 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,160 Oh, nothing. It's just so funny. 293 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,380 What is? Oh, you know, everything. 294 00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:39,560 I meet you totally by accident, and you turn out to be my ex -husband's ex 295 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,560 -shrink. 296 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,040 God knows what he's told you about me. 297 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:47,360 It's almost like I'm standing here naked, only I'm not cold. I'm not naked. 298 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,300 have my clothes on. Please, God, shut me up. 299 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:54,140 Is this going to be a problem? Of course not. Don't be silly. Poor. 300 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:55,580 Oh, okay. 301 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:59,140 This is supposed to be a very good Zinfandel. 302 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,840 How'd you know I like Zinfandel? 303 00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:03,900 Oh, you ordered it the other night at dinner? 304 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,400 Oh, of course. You're very observant. 305 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,500 Cheers. Cheers. 306 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,860 Sybil, I want to clear something up. 307 00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:14,640 See, I charge $125 an hour. 308 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:19,640 Now, at those prices, my clients don't usually discuss their ex -wife's 309 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:20,640 preferences. 310 00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,370 Unless drinking was a problem. 311 00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:28,210 Did I ever tell you I have a drinking problem? 312 00:16:29,410 --> 00:16:32,450 You know I can't discuss with my client today. 313 00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:34,910 Of course you can. I'm sorry. 314 00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:38,330 There was that month or two at the Kahlua, but it was towards the end of 315 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,710 marriage and I was having trouble sleeping. 316 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:44,150 Maybe this is a bad idea. No, no, I'm fine. I'm having fun. 317 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:47,270 Let's just change the subject. Okay. Tell me about your day. 318 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,780 Well, I went shopping for a new car. Really? 319 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,320 What are you looking for? Something in a four -wheel drive. 320 00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:55,400 I test drove a Jeep Cherokee. 321 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,660 Are you trying to be funny? 322 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:02,080 I don't understand. Oh, come on. Ira must have told you the Cherokee story. 323 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,520 What Cherokee? You know, if we had owned the car, even if we had rented the car, 324 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:09,619 I wouldn't have hesitated to make love in it. But a car you're test driving, 325 00:17:09,619 --> 00:17:10,740 sorry. To me, that is wrong. 326 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,720 That's like making love in a department store display bed. 327 00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:16,220 He told you I lost my sense of adventure, right? 328 00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:21,619 Right? Well, I happen to be very creative sexually, but the one time, the 329 00:17:21,619 --> 00:17:24,700 time I don't want to do something that's all he remembers. 330 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:29,780 He doesn't remember the beach in Mexico or the changing room in Nordstrom or the 331 00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:32,100 time I picked him up at the airport with nothing on but a fur coat. 332 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,440 Nothing at all? 333 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:34,959 You see? 334 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:39,380 He didn't even tell you that. All he did was whine about the demise of our 335 00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:43,310 sex... Like, not that it had anything to do with a lack of communication or his 336 00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:47,770 constant condescending attitude, or the fact that he wore plaid boxers to bed 337 00:17:47,770 --> 00:17:50,830 every single night of our entire marriage, every single night. God, I 338 00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:54,390 plaid. I can't stand to look at it. I'll kill myself if you send me to Scotland. 339 00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:55,430 I would. 340 00:17:55,750 --> 00:18:00,150 It seems to me that you may have some residual feelings towards your ex 341 00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:01,150 -husband. For Ira? 342 00:18:01,970 --> 00:18:05,810 Well, if you'd like, I could refer you to someone. 343 00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:07,950 A shrink? You're telling me I need a shrink? 344 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,559 What do you think? 345 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,240 I think I don't want to sit here and be analyzed and told I need professional 346 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:16,360 help when I'm supposed to be out on a date. Have you ever thought about that? 347 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,800 No. Well, maybe you should, Mr. 348 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Hickman Zinfandel. 349 00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:25,000 In the meantime, excuse me if I don't want to get on your couch. 350 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,640 And one more thing. 351 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,180 What? 352 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:29,340 You could be right. 353 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,840 No, he said. This isn't right. 354 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:38,280 The car doesn't belong to us. 355 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Hold on. 356 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,280 Who is it? 357 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,520 It's your ex -wife. 358 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,400 This can't be good. 359 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,420 Cannot be good. 360 00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:55,060 Still want to celebrate your book award? 361 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:56,840 Now? 362 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:59,440 Well, yeah, unless you're in the middle of someone. Something. 363 00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:02,620 No, no, I'm just writing. Come on in. 364 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,320 So, uh, why aren't you out with Mark? 365 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,560 I was. 366 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,080 I want you to know, I was out of line the other night. If you want to date 367 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,120 you should go right ahead. 368 00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:16,920 Did he, uh, talk about me? 369 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:23,040 Yeah. He did? What a blabbermouth. Really? He even told me about the, you 370 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,620 Oh, God, Thibault, that was a long time ago, and I was mad at you. 371 00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:27,820 What are you talking about? 372 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,460 Nothing. 373 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:31,960 What are you talking about? 374 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,040 Ira, I was teething. 375 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,320 I knew that. 376 00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:39,960 It came by because we never had a chance to really celebrate your success. 377 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,880 Oh. Well, that's great. 378 00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:47,240 You know, you were a big part of that success, Dibble. 379 00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:48,460 Yeah, right. 380 00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:51,900 We fought the entire time you were writing that book. Which is why I locked 381 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,120 myself in a den for two years and wrote about a lonely, tormented man trapped in 382 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,120 a destructive marriage. 383 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,840 You told me it was about your parents. 384 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,400 You bought that? 385 00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:01,860 Bite me, Ira. 386 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:07,270 I'd like to propose a toast to the best novel of the year, Lowenstein's Lament. 387 00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:12,230 Congratulations, Woodbine. I'm damn proud of you. 388 00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:13,770 Thanks. 389 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:17,910 Mark didn't talk about me at all? 390 00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:23,590 Well, actually, he does have an odd sort of theory about us. What does he know? 391 00:20:23,630 --> 00:20:24,630 The guy's a quack. 392 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:28,510 He thinks I still have unresolved feelings for you. And yet at times I 393 00:20:28,510 --> 00:20:29,630 to be amazingly perceptive. 394 00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:32,150 So. 395 00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:34,260 Do you? 396 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,440 Maybe. 397 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,160 Do you? 398 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,480 You know I do. 399 00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:43,160 But I've been giving it a lot of thought. 400 00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:46,680 We both know we can't live together without tearing each other apart. 401 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:53,760 So, maybe we should work on just being friends. 402 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,720 Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. 403 00:20:58,540 --> 00:20:59,540 Friends. 404 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,040 Friends. 405 00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:10,340 Of course. 406 00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:14,780 There's no law against friends being really friendly. 407 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,440 Once more, for old time's sake. 408 00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:20,380 Hmm. 409 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:22,500 You think? 410 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:25,180 What could it hurt? We're already divorced. 411 00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:36,110 Good night, Ira. 412 00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:39,410 What? 413 00:21:42,110 --> 00:21:43,110 What did I do? 414 00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:53,770 You see the second floor window? 415 00:21:54,210 --> 00:21:55,210 The one that's open? 416 00:21:55,670 --> 00:21:57,050 You think you can get it in there? 417 00:21:58,210 --> 00:21:59,210 Easy. 418 00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:00,590 Water -based or oil? 419 00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:02,830 Oil. What am I, an amateur? 420 00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:08,000 You see why I like her? 421 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,620 I can't believe I'm doing this. Someday I'll write songs about it. 422 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:20,520 Oh, Sharon!